Wednesday, December 10, 2008

beauty school dropout

  There are things you shouldn't do on a cut your own bangs

Some things come naturally to me like harmonizing and bowling and making things sound dirty when they're not. But hair cutting is not one of them.

You'd think that cutting in a straight line would be easy but apparently you need some kind of training for that. 
Who knew?

in other news:
I think my uterus is a cylon.

this new b.c. is kicking my ass and I am seriously considering a sex change so that I no longer have to put up with the bloating and the cramps and the wolfing down of chocolate as if I had been attacked by dementors.
and i have always harbored a secret desire to write my name with a stream of pee

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