Conversation Overheard Today
God: Like serious, end of the world, we’re all gonna die,
even the fish are drowning, flood-type rains?
God: Heathens abandoned to face the consequences of their
sinful ways in the swirling waters of doom?
God: Animals gathered up two-by-two and lead onto the arc to
be saved with the righteous?
Noah: Uh… arc?